Yup. Heartbreak has no mercy. It doesn’t just cause emotional turmoil—why stop there?—it takes its physical toll, too. Some of the most common symptoms reported: heartbreak pimples, heartbreakheartbreak insomnia, heartbreak intestinal disorders, and heartbreak headaches. Not to mention that your eyes and nose are often so swollen from crying, you can barely see to assess [...]
Archive for August, 2009
The Feeling Pain of Lost /Abandoned Love
August 30, 2009The top ten things you think of saying when you want to break it off
August 24, 200910.
The dog ate my love for you.
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It’s not you, it’s me. I’m not attracted to you.
Friends or Your Lover? Guys, who do you hang out most?
August 17, 2009What Friends Are For
But ask most married men how long it has been since they’ve hung out with an old friend from high school or college, and they’ll shrug sheepishly. The answer is often “years,” and we’re here to tell you that’s way too long.
Your Pal, Her Enemy：Does your wife give hard time on your friends?
August 17, 2009He drinks too much and cheats on his wife. He drags you (twisting your arm, of course) to strip joints. If you were in a commercial with the guy, you’d be the one holding up your beer and blubbering, “I love you, man.”
He’s your friend, and your woman hates him.
After Breakup, Should I try to get him back?
August 16, 2009Practically every woman we talked to asked this question. Funny thing was, they didn’t all mean the same thing. About three-quarters of them wanted to know whether they should attempt a reconciliation. The rest wondered whether they should attempt . . . revenge.
Being damped, what did I do to deserve this?
August 16, 2009Well, there was that fat girl you made fun of in the third grade. And then there was the little incident when you stole a lipstick from Woolworth’s. Not to mention all those impure thoughts and the time you ate a doughnut at Passover. Strike that (the old wives possessed our brains for one second [...]
The Fight in a Love Relationship
August 12, 2009No love (or no love worth having, anyway) is totally smooth sailing. That would be ridiculous, and boring, besides. True love calls for a little tussling, a little hysterical scene-making, a little verbal jai-alai. When he puts the empty Chinese food carton back in the fridge or flips television channels like his life depends on [...]
Love Speculation: Distance Technique
August 12, 2009When it comes to breakups, the distancing technique is the number-one signal of impending doom. Distancing involves one member of the relationship investing less of himself or herself in the other person. “If he’s the one doing it,” “you’ll notice him withdrawing both emotionally and in terms of time and attention.
Heartbreak Revenge on Wheels
August 11, 2009For those women who hate to sit around the house, we discovered a brand of retribution that puts you in the driver’s seat—for a little while, anyway. We’re talking car trouble here, and among those who’ve tried it, it’s purported to be one of the most satisfying methods on the long, dangerous road to revenge. [...]
Are sure you want him out of your life forever? Body of Evidence
August 11, 2009A surprising number of retribution-seekers called upon natural resources in order to gain satisfaction. It’s ingenious, sure, but even more, it’s disgusting, so we’ll try to run through this quickly.
